R18 cookie set

Cheeky R18 gift box of cookies and assorted chocolates, in a red, pink and white theme.
 
Choose from six different rudey people positions - numbered as per the image! 
 
Round cookie can be personalised with your own message (see examples for rough guide for what will fit on the cookie)
 
Suggested quotes:
“BE NAKED WHEN I GET HOME”
“U SUCK LESS THAN MOST…”
“BEST D EVER”
“YOU’LL DO”
“BE MINE”
“TALK DIRTY TO ME”
etc

We also have these pre-set options as seen in the red cookies (these sayings cannot be altered):
- can we just skip to the part where we are naked please
- you are the one that makes my minge twinge
- you are the one that makes my knob throb
- I love every inch of you some inches more than others
- Roses are red, violets are blue, take off your pants
- I couldn’t find a decent present so i’ll just give you a bj
- unlike my big toe, i want to bang you on the coffee table
- remember when you used to hold your farts in I miss that
- don’t bite me or I will crumb

Other pre-set options:
- Love you
- You're my favourite
- Happy Valentine's Day
- Happy Galentines Day
 
Please note: the penis and boobs shaped cookies can be customised to suit your relationship or needs eg two penises, or two boobs. Just let me know!
 
Set comes packaged in white gift box with tissue paper lining for local pick up, or cookies will be individually wrapped and boxed with bubble wrap and tissue paper, for courier. Please note, we do our best to ensure secure and fragile-friendly packaging for courier delivery, because we cannot guarantee the handling by NZ Post.
 
Collection on Feb 12 (preferred) or 13 from Christchurch address, unless organised otherwise.